this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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