so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You can make out without kissing
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