Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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