it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
