Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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