Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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