garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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