That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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