as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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