The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
