U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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