Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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