This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Is Oprah even human
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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