no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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