question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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