Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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