that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
4 words: hood of his car
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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