Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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