I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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