just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
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I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize