we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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