is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
