it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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