I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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