It's Friday. Sex?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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