Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Randomize
