Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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