Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I love you. Go after that dick
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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