My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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