So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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