Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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