4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
