I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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