Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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