i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
