Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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