I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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