Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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