Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Randomize
