R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
