Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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