Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
there is glitter all over my balls
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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