Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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