i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
She told me I should be a condom model.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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