You work out of a Hotel?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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