You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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