I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
dude. I can hear the air.
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