i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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