How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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