Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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