I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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