did you get engaged???
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
