I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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