I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
