I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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