thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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