I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
