Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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